I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.
So, I decided to take a break from all the Agents of SHIELD angst and focus on something a little happier - like Pluto, and how they’re thinking of making it a planet again.
AND THEN I DISCOVERED THAT PLUTO’S MOON IS NAMED HYDRA.
I give up.
Pluto is a planet again.
Hockey is back.
Everything tastes like pumpkin.
Hoodies are a viable fashion choice once more.