I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.

 

Anonymous asked
I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

hi:

I respect those people who get a lot done on their days off cause I am the absolute opposite and do nothing all day whenever I can

lacalacabby:

Can we make a petition for Oded Fehr to be cast as Doctor Strange? Is it possible because it needs to be done.

I SECOND THIS!

trust-me-im-an-expert:

My family is watching “the bible” on the history channel and I just walked in and said “spoiler alert: jesus dies” and they all gave me the most heart broken and shocked expressions I have ever seen

piscine-unrelated:

consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

5’5 team member, right here, yo.

(Source: blackfemalepresident)

How to tell how much of a Marvel fan the people in the movie theater are:

scribbleowl:

will-graham-willgraham:

cupcakeforger:

supergleefuldoctorwolflock:

Stage 1: Those who leave as soon as the movie ends

Stage 2: Those who know to stay until the credits for the extra scene

Stage 3: Those who stay until the end of the credits for the second extra scene

I’m a stage three. 

We all are

I don’t understand the people who go to the Imax on opening night and don’t know enough to even stay for the first bonus scene, let alone the second.

official-nhl:

7 Celebrations. 7 Unanswered goals. 2 game lead in the series. 

The sharks are on fire.

geeknip:

literallyrad:

today there was a snowboard race at the resort i’m staying at and i’m a pretty decent snowboarder so i thought why not try right. so i wear all black just because it’s the only color i own and i ended up winning and when the announcer came over to me he said “dude! that was pretty awesome bro, what’s your name?” and i took my helmet off like in the movies and let my hair fall out and was like “caitlin” and everyone was liKE OOOOOOH

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OMFG…they made a dummy that’s supposed to look like Mike Ricci (my all time fave ever) to practice screening for Quick. This just makes me giggle so much!!!

PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT, BITCHES!